Do the bartman!-A song wrote by Michael Jackson in 1990.(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_the_Bartman)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jmhlyuxULI
Jackson was a fan of The Simpsons, especially Bart !~~
Happy birthday Lisa-wrote by Michael Jackson for "The Simpsons"(Original in 1991)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPpw9sBTyFk1209 HOMR
Homer: Animation is so great! Way better than...(pause several seconds to search words)Whatever the alternative is.
The second day after Homer used their life savings to buy 500 shares of Animotion Company
TV News: After Animotion plunging 75 points this morning,
Homer: I hop plunging means up, and 75 means 200.
TV: the firm declared "super-duper bankruptcy", which is terrible news for the company's only stock owner Homer Simpson!
Homer: Family Meeting! Family Meeting!
All right! First item, I lost our life savings in the stock market. Now let's move to the real issue! Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup!
Lisa: Well, maybe if mom didn't make such dry waffles....
Marge: Maybe if you ate some meat, you have some natural...
Ah! You lost all our money?
Homer: I didn't lose ALL the money! There was enough for the cowbell!
The cowbell promptly shatters in Homer's hand.
Homer: Damn you, EBay!
1708 The Italian Bob
The Simpsons are in Pisa, Italy. Next to the well know leaning tower,Homer: Wow, I've seen photos of this. But you can't really experience it until you're here! A McDonald's where you can have boozes!
Lisa: Dad! Don't you want to turn around and see the tower?
Homer: Yeah! It's a picture on my cup!
After Homer broke Mr Burns' car, he was asking for help from an old woman
Homer: Do you know anything about fixing sports car?
Old Woman: #$%^&* (Italian...)
Homer: It's a Lamborgotti Fasterossa #$%&*...
Old Woman: Americano.
Homer: Americano? What the hell could that mean? Why you people can't learn to speak my language? I learned to eat you food!
After trying to kill Bart, the sideshow Bob is thinking to start his new life somewhere.
Sideshow Bob: I need a fresh start. But where?
Bob is moving the globe and randomly points to one place.
ORLANDO
"Not in this life time!"
North Korea
"Damn it!"
Shelbyville (a fictional city adjacent to the Springfield in The Simpsons.)
"Never!"
Bartovia
"Now cut that out!"
"Ah, Tuscany! Fortune is finally smiling upon me".
Just after this, sideshow Bob is hit by a Rake...
The simpsons are running away from sideshow Bob, who is trying to kill them.
Lisa: Oh! Dad, you're driving on an ancient Roman aqueduct!
Homer: What am I supposed to use it for? Transporting water to distant urban centers?
After eventually landing on top of Trajan's Column (a Roman triumphal column) in Roman Forum,
Homer: Everyone remembers where we parked.
The Simpsons 1606
Lisa: Mr. Burn's acting nice. That's odd. He must be up to something.
Bart: Lisa, Mr. Burn is the sweetest kindest man I know.
Lisa: How many men do you know?
Bart: Basically, him and Dad.
When Mr. Burns cancels the plant employees' prescription drug plan, Homer, Marge, Lisa, and Bart are discussing about how to solve this problem.
Suddenly, Homer's Dad break into Homer's house, and say "I got the answer!"
Homer: Dad?
Homer's Dad: Oh. Thank God! It's the right place. I broke into four homes before this one. ...
After Homer got cheap prescription drugs from Canada, Ned Flanders is asking Homer to help him.
Homer: Flanders? I don't know. Mean you haven't done anything for me since you lent me 5000 bucks yesterday!
Flanders: Yeah. I don't claim to be the perfect neighbor.
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